good God, that’ll learn me to spend the morning drinking mimosas and lunching on cheap vodka. but before everyone explodes into a fucking reeking miasma of piss and shit over Triad Wars being a “PC online game” (ostensibly part of Square Enix’s “persistent online experiences” thing), consider this: if the game is basically Sleeping Dogs, except you 1) get to create your own character, and 2) get to drive around with your friends beating the shit out of hoodlums, 3) jumping out of cars and 4) eating pork buns, then i’m not sure what the problem is. well, that’s not true. i totally see what the problem is. it’s kind of a dick move for people expecting (and being led to believe) a direct sequel with our boy Wei Shen was being developed. i get it, and i respect your pain. but i’m an old man and i can get excited about all kinds of shit. see the silver linings. after living through things like Breath of Fire 6, i’ve learned to temper my expectations, i guess. also, all things taken into account, it’s not like Sleeping Dogs 2 is off the table or anything.